Published on October 7th, 2014 | by Triple X Branded

    Video Review: Long Slide Masturbator

    It’s not altogether rare to stumble across a masturbator that makes me scratch my head in awe. Masturbator manufacturers have been pumping out the strange and unusual for well over a decade now. There isn’t a whole lot that shocks me, especially after seeing the “My Little Sister Can’t Be This Tight” onahole. Jesus! Well wouldn’t you know it, the same company that made that lil’ gem is also the masterminds behind the Long Slide masturbator. It is a totally new way to masturbate. Will it change the way men masturbate forever? Probably not. Will it replace all your other toys? Uhhh…no. Is it the strangest toy I have ever reviewed? You bet.

    Sensation & Feeling: 3.0/5

    What makes the Long Slide special aren’t the 18 evenly spaced ribs inside the toy. It isn’t the TPE material the toy is made from that gives you a soft sensual sensation while using it. It isn’t even the ease of use. What really makes this toy unique is the way in which you use it.

    Instead of the traditional downward stroke that most of us men are used to while masturbating, A-One suggest we reverse it and gently pull up on the tip of the toy while holding its special scrotum cover over the balls. At first, it seems ridiculous. After seeing A-One’s official Long Slide Video, it looks downright crazy. When I first laid eyes on it I thought it was just another gimmicky toy. After using it, however, I do believe A-One is on to something that could potentially be a great toy. The toy itself is very soft to the touch and it has a very sensual sensation while using it. In a way it kind of hurt the toy for me. Mainly because I enjoy high end stimulation. If I had to classify it though I would say it reminded me of a gentle blow job as the heat transferred incredibly well. Even after warming it up under the sink, my hand still transferred heat through the TPE material and into my balls or shaft giving it a little added something. While using this toy though I couldn’t help but want more. The illusion of a hands free experience was there, I just wanted some added texture. Something to pull it over the top.

    So I say this. If you are a seasoned vet when it comes to masturbators, you may be a tad disappointed. If you’re a newcomer, you may be in for one hell of a treat.

    Cleaning & Maintenance: 4.3/5

    Given the fact that this toy is incredibly stretchy and a breeze to get into, cleaning is a no hassles experience. You can easily flip this toy inside out in order to rinse out any fluids and allow it to air dry. You can then of course pat the toy with corn starch if you desire. The only real problem I came across was the fact that the inner ribs seemed to wear out pretty quickly. It almost appeared to be in a straight line across the ribs. After cleaning the toy for the seventh time, I noticed it even more. This may be due to the quality of the TPE material used while making these toys. Also the toy may only be designed for a certain amount of uses, like the TENGA Egg. I am unsure. Even though this maybe the case, I haven’t experienced any tears or holes in the toy at all.

    Price & Performance: 4.6/5

    This toy is a measly $18.95. The perfect introductory price for any fella out there looking to get his hands on his first masturbator. In my honest opinion this is who I see buying this toy. Someone who is curious as to what all these male sex toys are all about. With a price tag of under $20 it is a no loss chance to take. Even though I didn’t love the toy, I didn’t hate it either. I enjoyed the strange sensations it gave me and I could see the endless possibilities A-One can take this toy. This for me is a great way to welcome someone into the world of male masturbators. Or with Christmas right around the corner, maybe even a great stocking stuffer for a roommate. Either way, it’s a pretty special toy for under $20 and something everyone should try at least once.

    Final Thoughts & Score: 4.0/ 5 Highly Recommended

    To quickly recap, this would be perfect for any new comer out there. Or maybe even someone who’s wishing to get that “hands free” experience without breaking the bank. Experienced users may be a little disappointed in this. Either way, curiosity may get the better of you, and if it does, so what. It’s only $18.95. Most of you will spend that watching the next Michael Bay “BOOM BOOM BOOOOOMMM!!!” movie at the IMAX. At least with this you’ll leave happy.

    Video Review: Long Slide Masturbator Triple X Branded

    Long Slide Masturbator

    Sensation & Feeling - 60%
    Cleaning & Maintenance - 86%
    Price & Performance - 92%

    Summary: The A-One's Long Slide masturbator is perfect for any new comer interested in trying out a masturbator. Maybe even someone who’s wishing to get that “hands free” experience without breaking the bank. Experienced users may be a little disappointed in this.

    80%

    Highly Recommended


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    About the Author

    has been doing sex toy reviews for well over a year now and have yet to become sick of it. He's nearing a hundred video reviews and shows no signs of stopping or slowing down any time soon. He has been an affiliate of numerous various sex toy companies and websites and can honestly say that ToyDemon.com is the best website he has been apart of thus far. It can be hard out there for a male sex toy reviewer, so it's nice to finally find a home where people don't ask the same questions..."Why in the hell is a man reviewing this?!?!?" His take on reviews may be a little different from the norm. He likes to make his reviews as fun and as informative as possible. This way you can get as excited as he does when fresh new toy arrives in the mail! The point is to let you all know that it's okay to own a sex toy. There is nothing wrong with it. So by all means embrace it. We all have a lil' demon in us, why not let him out to play every once and awhile.



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