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    Published on September 19th, 2016 | by Triple X Branded

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    Video Review: Horny Beauty Mori Nanako

    In the ever changing and evolving world of male masturbators, there is one constant you can bet on. NPG will put out some amazing hand held masturbators. They are the grand wizards of this  art form and reign supreme over the market. The prof is in the pudding. Maria Ozawa and the Infamous ZXY still lead the pack of best sellers and have hundreds of 5 star user ratings. Why??? Because they are amazing and were crafted by geniuses. Now…even with that being said, geniuses can make mistakes. In fact they can make a mistake and never learn from it. That unfortunately is the case with one of their newest realeases the Horny Beauty Mori Nanako. Almost identical to their previously released Meiki no Syoumei 10 Okita Anri, it too shares much of the same problems.  So at the end of the day you are left scratching your head and wondering why? Why NPG? WHY?!?!? You have such an arsenal of great designs and user feedback to work with? Why give us the same ol’same ol’ ? I’m going off on a rant here…let’s get to this.

    Sensation & Feeling: 3.9/5

    You don’t have to look very far to see that this toy isn’t going to blow you out of the water. Simply by reading the description on the front of the box puts your excitement into low gear. ” The estrus was beautiful meat folds of wife” is scribed across the chest of Mori Nanako.  Apparently loosely translated it means “Beautiful young wife’s meat folds”. Still, doesn’t really set a good mood. It makes it feel like your about to order a sandwich from Arby’s. And just like ordering a sandwich from Arby’s you know damn well you are going to regret it later. It is however an accurate description of the inner texture, I will give them that. The interior looks like someone just threw in chunks of meat and flattened it down. It has some nice realism to it, but you must push yourself into believing that is what you are feeling. In all honesty it becomes singular and one noted as you continue to use the toy. There is nothing here to stand up and make it unique. This is where the broken record begins to play in the background fella so hold tight for a bit and allow me to explain something really quick. I know a lot of you have enjoyed this toy and you probably strongly disagree with me. However here is the thing, once you tried hundreds of toys you demand better. Your looking for something fresh and new to rekindle your passion. This didn’t do it for me. Plain and simple.

    Cleaning & Maintenance: 4.4/5

    The up side to having a lack luster straight tunnel is that it is rather simple to clean. Making the process that much simpler. So yeah, bonus…I guess. The process is rather simple and can be made even easier with some anti bacterial toy spray and a foam bottle brush. The entrance is rather durable so you can be rough with it a bit without worrying about it tearing or ripping. The outer material seems to resume it’s original fell after washing so you might actually be able to skip the whole corn starch dusting step in your cleaning process. Unless of course you wish to add a protective coating that helps repel hair and lint. Other then that it is rather straight forward and easy to clean.

    Price & Performance: 2.0/5

    Here once again is the “ there are simply far to many other great hand held masturbators out there in the same price range ” speech. NPG is their own worst enemy. They have created gods and have failed a few times in creating others in their image. No wait…I take that back. I think the problem is they HAVEN’T really tried to create anything in the image of their gods. I wish they would (And God knows they probably have numerous times already) sit down and look over ToyDemon.com Read all the user comments and start making a list of all the things they loved about the ZXY and the Maria Ozawa. Then from that list build us a hybrid of everything we loved and then crush the human race forever. Like some crazy Chuck Palahniuk book come to life. Where all men give up sex with real woman for the enjoyment of a lifeless hand held toy. That of course will never happen, but I truly believe NPG can create something worry of this apocalyptic event. that is what bothers me the most. Knowing they are fully capable of it but denying me the enjoyment of using it! Please NPG I am begging you now. send us another god to worship and love! PLEASE!!!

    Final Thoughts & Score: 2.9/5 PASS

    Call it beating a dead horse, but let me say it again. If you are a new comer to the world of male masturbators, pas on this one. Start with the ZXY and Maria Ozawa. Then click the NPG link on Toydemon’s website and use the sort by Review Count option to the right of the screen. This will help give you a layout of which toy to purchase next. Read the reviews and make an educated decision to which one will best suit you. If you have been around the block as many times as I have you may be longing for the days of ol’. I do have hope though, even if its wavering. I still have hope.

    Video Review: Horny Beauty Mori Nanako Triple X Branded
    Sensation & Feeling
    Cleaning & Maintenance
    Price & Performance

    Summary: Once again, the old favorites beat out the new.

    2.9

    Pass


    User Rating: 0 (0 votes)

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    About the Author

    has been doing sex toy reviews for well over a year now and have yet to become sick of it. He's nearing a hundred video reviews and shows no signs of stopping or slowing down any time soon. He has been an affiliate of numerous various sex toy companies and websites and can honestly say that ToyDemon.com is the best website he has been apart of thus far. It can be hard out there for a male sex toy reviewer, so it's nice to finally find a home where people don't ask the same questions..."Why in the hell is a man reviewing this?!?!?" His take on reviews may be a little different from the norm. He likes to make his reviews as fun and as informative as possible. This way you can get as excited as he does when fresh new toy arrives in the mail! The point is to let you all know that it's okay to own a sex toy. There is nothing wrong with it. So by all means embrace it. We all have a lil' demon in us, why not let him out to play every once and awhile.



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