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    Published on August 16th, 2017 | by Triple X Branded

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    Video Review: Titties Bouncing ‘Huge Size’

    Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds. Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas. Sweater stretchers, lung protectors. Beach umbrellas, frost detectors, Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice. Jell-o molds and high-beam lights. Every day I probably use 99 words for boobs, but I only need one. Love. Titties are for lack of a better group of words, the center of the universe for a select few. From birth we are raised to look upon the breast as a source of nourishment and comfort. From this necessity springs our eternal love for those mounds of luscious beauty. No matter what they look like most of us want to see them and long to squeeze them. Well maybe not Grannie’s flap jacks, unless you’re into that kind of thing and I am not here to pass judgment…soooooo…whatever. What I am trying to get at is we all love and respect the breast. With that said can fake ones ever live up to the glory. Half of Hollywood would say yes.  So would the South Korean company of Kokos. The fine makers of the new breast replica series “Titties Bouncing”.  I was lucky enough to get my hands on the huge size for review and I am here to tell ya no matter what they are, fake or real, tits are awesome!

    SENSATION & FEELING: 3.2/5

    Now, even though I am the number one fan of all things boob I didn’t really enjoy the “Titties Bouncing Huge Size” Most guys would look upon these huge tits and say to themselves “I am going to f@#k those!” Me, not so much. I’m not really a fan of boob jobs. Probably because I never been with a woman with large breast before. Wait, that’s not true. Ann had huge tits but she was also a prude so boob jobs were off the table. Anyways… So after trying to go down this road with the toy I became bored with it rather quickly. The crevasse between the breasts was ample enough to encompass my penis but it really didn’t do much for me. Visually it was ok but I just couldn’t stick with it till the end. My main thing was just grabbing them and squeezing them. They are much firmer then real boobs and don’t really have that much give so it kinda kills it in the realism department. I really wish it was a dual layer design with real silicone implants underneath the thick TPR flesh. Maybe in the future they’ll do that. For now though they’ll just be lying in my closet collecting dust sadly. Unless my wife leaves me and I need a soft place to cry on. Then maybe it will come back out. Fingers crossed tee hee.

    CLEANING & MAINTENANCE:  4.8/5

    This is the easiest toy I have ever had to clean. Period. So why no 5? Because if you do go through with the boob job to completion you will still have lube and spent business to take care of. You’ll still have to pay a little bit of corn starch on them titties to bring back the real feel after you rinsed her off. The only way I would give a 5 to anything is if it cleaned itself.  Even so it still beats having to drag out your cleaning supplies to fish out any moisture are what have you like you would have to do with a masturbator. So that is a huge bonus. Plus did I mention they are titties. So cleaning them is a pleasant ritual as well.

    PRICE AND PERFORMANCE:  3.1/5

    Here comes the pain of wearing the crown. The burden of making dozens of top rated and much loved hip masturbators.  Most people are going to spend the extra few bucks and get a hip masturbator like the Meiki Cherry 2 or the Hera Hip Mini. Now don’t get me wrong, the price point is spot on for Kokos. They have these placed in the middle of the road when it comes to their lineup of toys and I applaud them for that. It’s very strategic and fills a gap in their price range. So I would say they are perfectly priced. It’s just me. I wouldn’t spend a hundred bucks on this when there are so many great masturbators out there. This is solely for those people out there who are full blooded boob fans. The hard core group that lives and breathes tits. I’m just not one of those guys sadly enough. So I had to give it a score that is reflective of my personal taste. You can lynch me if you see me at the convention.

    FINAL THOUGHTS AND SCORE: 3.0/5 PASS

    Not much else to say on the matter to be honest. It just didn’t do it for me. Sorry. Even so, they are boobs just the same and I love me some boobs boy!

     

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    About the Author

    has been doing sex toy reviews for well over a year now and have yet to become sick of it. He's nearing a hundred video reviews and shows no signs of stopping or slowing down any time soon. He has been an affiliate of numerous various sex toy companies and websites and can honestly say that ToyDemon.com is the best website he has been apart of thus far. It can be hard out there for a male sex toy reviewer, so it's nice to finally find a home where people don't ask the same questions..."Why in the hell is a man reviewing this?!?!?" His take on reviews may be a little different from the norm. He likes to make his reviews as fun and as informative as possible. This way you can get as excited as he does when fresh new toy arrives in the mail! The point is to let you all know that it's okay to own a sex toy. There is nothing wrong with it. So by all means embrace it. We all have a lil' demon in us, why not let him out to play every once and awhile.



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